Subway AGAIN!

What is it about Subway that attracts White Box Victims, we don't think we need to explain why this is horrendous, it's self explanatory.

News Agent

Well what can we say about this outfit, we think this Victim may have been channeling Wednesday Adams for her style inspiration. Although we recognise grunge/hardcore/emo/whatever you want to call it as a style, it is most certainly a style that teeters on edgy and pure trash. No prizes for where the White Box place this outfit. No more needs to be said.

Bus

I think what is most upsetting about this White Box Victim is the top she was wearing was actually very pretty, why it was teamed with short shorts, high footy socks and jiffys, we will never know. Footy socks are not a suitable fashion statement, please stop ruining what could potentially be a nice outfit if only you had a clue. The White Box recommends you wear this lovely lacy top with some well cut dark jeans and high heels. Although our readers can't see her face, our White Box snapper confirmed although this girl had no sense of style, she was pretty, shame she was clueless.

Subway

Although no one expects you to be wearing a ballgown when you go get your take-out dinner, surely being in the public eye is enough to make you want to at least make some form of effort before you take a step out of the front door. This girl is our first White Box victim, there are several issues with this outfit and it's not just because of the daggy track pants with flats (thank the lord she wasn't wearing her gym shoes). Twisted straps are a pet peeve here at The White Box, it's hardly comfortable and it makes you look like a trashy whore, fix your straps! Secondly your underwear tag from the g-string we can see through your pants is hanging out the top of your trashy trackies, not a good look, tuck it away and while your there pull down your singlet top to cover your protruding muffin, we're here for Subway not a pastry. All in all, this is not something that should ever be repeated, please do not let us see this again.

The Beginning

This is the first official post for The White Box Theory. This blog is dedicated to all the fashion victims across the country. We at the White Box Theory are hoping to educate our readers on what not to do when it comes to fashion. We all know there are no rules to fashion, but there are certainly some things one simply does not walk out of the house wearing. We will never reveal the identity of our victims, we are simply here to show our readers whats not fashionable when it comes to streetwear. Will you end up on the White Box? We hope not readers, but please enjoy the education, and if you see someone in need of The White Box treatment, send your pics to whiteboxtheory@gmail.com and tell us why you think your victim needs to be Boxed!